Tuesday, September 28, 2010

In Which I Hereby Predict the Headline for November 3rd, 2010

The headline will be "VOTERS ARE IDIOTS" with a sub-head of "DESPITE STRONG DISLIKE OF BOTH REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS, VOTERS FAILED TO VOTE THEIR CONSCIENCE AND INSTEAD RE-ELECTED REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS" Don't believe me? Well, read this article and then tell me what 3rd party candidates are currently polling at. VOTE LIBERTARIAN ON NOVEMBER 2ND!

Thursday, September 09, 2010

And Now, From the NO KIDDING, REALLY?! Department...

The government has now admitted that health care spending under the "reform" bill will be higher than if the bill hadn't been passed. "Oh, but just by a little bit, you see, and we get all those other people insured." It hasn't even taken effect yet and they're admitting this? You can bet your best-loved possession they'll keep revising the numbers up bit-by-bit till (maybe) they are telling the truth... They know full well that a full up-front disclosure would have quashed chances of the bill passing - or else have risked a real revolution in so doing (not just the one that's expected at the polls this fall).

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Chevy Trucks: The Real Truth

By now you've probably seen those Chevy ads proclaiming that their trucks are the "most dependable, longest-lasting trucks on the road". As a long standing, strongly-biased Ford fan, I'm here to - confirm their claims?!

Friday, August 20, 2010

Politics from a Comedy Writer Who Doesn't Write About Politics

3 Reasons the “Ground Zero Mosque” Debate Makes No Sense

Please go and read the article yourself, but for your convenience, here is a synopsis: 1) They don't want to build it at "ground zero", 2) It isn't a Mosque, and 3) Far from being illegal, the Bill of Rights protects their ability to build it. Amen, Gladstone.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Seen on the 'Net

I wouldn't have dared to say this myself, but I have no problem reposting it!

"a few more good funerals like byrd and kennedy and our senate will be in pretty good shape"

(Comment posted by 'James' at 10:52 AM Eastern Standard Time on June 30, 2010)

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Good News Is...

Most Americans now see B. Hussein Obama is NOT what this country needed... The bad news is he still has 45% fooled.

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Dear KBB,

Please pull your headlights out of your tailpipe.

Friday, May 28, 2010

The Second-Best Day of 2010

It's sunny, seasonably warm but not hot, the Friday before a 3 day weekend, and my fiancee returns from a 3 day school trip... what's not to love?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Another Embarrassment...

It seems there is no end to the embarrassing revelations of hypocritical influential Christians these days. The latest is Rep. Mark Souder (R-Ind.) who is "an evangelical Christian who has championed family values and traditional marriage" and "promoted abstinence education" according to Yahoo.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

51 Days

Until I get married to the most wonderfully [insert any number of mushy phrases here] woman in the world! The invitations have now all been sent out - with the exception of one to a certain A. Miller. (Okay so I should have inquired earlier than I did, but please respond to my request for your address)