Monday, March 29, 2010

On a Somewhat Positive Note

The government is currently working a deal to sell its remaining stake in Citigroup, while possibly making a handy $8 billion in the process... too bad the deficit is so huge it won't make a dent, much less reduce your taxes this year. If nothing else, the government is reducing its stake in the banking industry, and without completely frittering all of your tax dollars that went to T.A.R.P.

Friday, March 26, 2010

True Colors of "Health Care Reform" Already Showing

AT&T, AK Steel Corp., Caterpillar Inc., Deere & Co., Valero Energy, and 3M Co. have announced they will be collectively be writing off approximately $1,500,000,000 this quarter, thanks to expected tax increases and health care cost increases due to this horrific piece of unconstitutional legislation... just a guess, but I'm betting this will cost untold legions of jobs either lost or uncreated, on top of reduced pay/benefits to employees who don't lose their jobs... JUST what we needed in the MIDDLE OF A RECESSION! THANKS FOR NOTHING, DEMOCRATS.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Hilarious Comics Volume 1

I needed a lighthearted post after that last heavyweight...
Ladies and gentlemen, I present today's issue of
Pearls Before Swine!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Constitutional Reform

In wake of yesterday's disastrous vote in the House of Representatives, I hereby propose a new constitutional ammendment, aimed at preventing lawmakers from passing unconstitutional laws. Actually, in the interest of full disclosure (something you don't usually find on Capitol Hill),

Friday, March 19, 2010

Die Obamacare, Die!

Sunday is the big vote in the House of Representatives that could (finally!) make or break Obama's health care reform package. Let us hope the People's outrage finally removes the brain from this undead zombie that keeps springing back to life. In one no-so-convincing argument I read in support of the bill, (not that any of them are convincing, this is just the one I chose to pick on)

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Old Fart Too Stupid to Stop Car

Thats my headline. James Sikes, the driver of the 2008 Prius that had a stuck accelerator in California a couple days ago, says he didn't put his car in neutral "because he worried the car would flip." Are you kidding me?? Worried it would flip? And, after 20 minutes of high speed driving combined with frequent brake use