Election 2016

Look, I get it. Donald Trump is a giant A*****e and terrible human being. I think many, if not most of his policies are unhelpful at best and downright blockheaded at worst. I've sworn up and down I'd never vote for him, and in fact I have voted third party or write-in for the last three presidential elections. But tonight I decided I'm going to vote for him, and here's why you should too (though if you want to stay home and sit out the whole disgusting mess, I don't blame you). I'm talking to you, Hillary supporters. I'm talking to you, Johnson supporters. And of course I'm talking to you, undecided voter. I'm not talking to you, Stein supporters, or those of you writing in Bernie, because who am I kidding, you won't be swayed by me... but you might find what I have to say interesting nonetheless.

Hillary is just PLAIN NOT QUALIFIED to be president. She wants us to think Trump with nuclear codes is scary... how scary is it when a presidential candidate wants to restart the cold war?? Trump catches flack for saying nice things about Putin, but guess what, that is how you thaw relations and gain allies! You want a president who's going to watch Wall Street when she's bought and paid for by Wall Street?! You want a president who's going to stand up for LGBT rights when she only started supporting them when she figured out it would win her votes? You like her stance on college tuition? You do recall she only adopted that recently when she figured out it was winning Bernie votes, right? Or the thousand other times she's flip-flopped that youtube and google will happily inform you of? The only thing Hillary stands up for is herself. Getting herself richer and getting herself elected. She won't fight for you or what you believe in, only for what gets her ahead. But forget all that, it doesn't matter.

Hillary is a TREASONOUS CRIMINAL. You've heard that before, but believe the FBI cleared her? Ask yourself this question: If Donald Trump was guilty of anything that sounded like treason, would you brush it off so easily? If Donald Trump was being accused of what Hillary is being accused of, and had all the Wikileaks documents as supporting evidence, is there one shred of doubt in your mind that Obama would have allowed the FBI to hang him out to dry???? How about that section of US code that says "Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys... any record... filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, [and] 
Whoever, having the custody of any such record... willfully and unlawfully...  falsifies, or destroys the same... shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States."

The number one job of the POTUS is keeping Americans safe, and there should be no doubt that Hillary isn't able to do that.

In the year of two historically disliked candidates, this should have been the year for Libertarians, the third largest US party, to make a historically strong showing. But they picked a pot-smoking moron with questionable libertarian principles because he was a popular two-term governor with some name recognition. That pretty well shoots "voting on principle" for the LP candidate right out the window, which is a huge mistake, just ask Rand Paul. Remember how he tried to be "pragmatic" instead of "principled" and lost all his father's supporters? Yeah, take note for next time LP. I was going to vote for Gary Johnson anyway, because he'd at least probably accomplish some tax reduction and slow expenditure growth and he's not a priviliged a*****e like Trump. And then I heard Johnson parroting the liberal media line of how terrible it is that Trump didn't vow to accept the election results no matter what.

Let me tell you something, Mr. Johnson. There are not one, but TWO examples of likely stolen/rigged/improperly recounted elections in your lifetime. You, as someone running for a party that ostensibly stands for freedom, of all people, should know this! You UNDERMINE FREEDOM by pretending that rigged elections don't happen and that everything is "free and fair" when it clearly isn't always that way!!

So why Trump, despite his obvious shortcomings? Because he has the establishment quaking in their boots, both D's and R's. Sure, he comes off brash and hotheaded, but that's his style... He LITERALLY wrote the book on negotiation. THAT'S HOW HE NEGOTIATES. Big ask, tone down, agree to a deal that's still to his liking. That's what he's offering to America, to renegotiate everything in our favor, and the establishment is shitting their pants because of it. Government approval is in the gutter and has been for years people! Isn't this what you want, a break from the status quo?! "Oh but he said those terrible things, and all these women are accusing him of groping them" You say? BFD. Did you listen to that whole tape and really stop to think about what was said? Trump shouldn't have tried to get it on with a married woman, but he admits to failure. He also says women let him do things because he's a star. A man who recognizes women let him do things other men couldn't, and who admits to failure in a private conversation boasting of his sexual conquests is not the talk of a man who forces himself on women. If is the talk of a man who, while however crude, respects the boundary when a woman says NO. I think the groping allegations will therefore be proven false (one or two have already been found to have Clinton ties), but even if not, I'm sure you let Bill Clinton's very similar transgressions slide 20 years ago. Oh, you didn't, you consistent person you? Well, he's running for leader of the country, not pope, and OH YEAH, AT LEAST HE DIDN'T JEOPORDIZE AMERICAN SECURITY ON SEVERAL DIFFERENT OCCASIONS. (Do I really need to remind you? yeah? okay: e-mail server, Benghazi, etc.) 

In closing, as Trump mentioned at the last debate, Clinton PAID TO START VIOLENCE AT TRUMP RALLIES. Someone could have gotten seriously hurt or killed from that stunt which was just to sabatoge his campain. Have I mentioned Clinton serves no one but herself?! Did I just mention that Clinton doesn't give a crap about you and will gladly let/cause people to get injured/killed to serve herself??? She should not be within 1000 miles of the White House much less leading the country!!