In other news...

I decided I am never eating pork again. After months of admonitions by my roommate that pork is bad for you, I decided to do some research on my own. Turns out God forbid pork for a good reason. Pigs have a high tolerance for toxins (they can even survive rattlesnake bites without much trouble!) and don't have an effective way to get rid of them. Because of this, pork can contain up to 30 times more toxins than beef and other meats. Not to mention pigs are much more likely to get parasitic infections than other animals and these infections can be spread to humans even if the meat is cooked... and I liked bacon too...