Ad Spoof - Hope For America!?

Are you too ineffectual at work to be secure from losing your job?
Do you have too few friends and coworkers that can give you positive references?
Are you too indolent to have to think about looking for a new job?

Do you have trouble saving for retirement?
Money just burn a hole in your pocket?
No plan for that rainy day?

Do you feel cheated by those big corporations and their fat cat executives?
Are you outraged by their seeming lack of work in return for huge sums of money?
Do you wish you could get your hands on some of that money?

Then do we have the solution for you! Just vote democratic come election day! Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the rest of their crew will make everything easy for you! They will steal that unfairly earned money from those rich corporate executives and put it in your pocket if you happen to lose your job. Don't worry about finding a new job, just hop on the next bandwagon that happens to pass your way because there will be that comforting safety net of unemployment payments. Don't worry about retirement either, the Obamaites will take the rest of that stolen money and put it into the failing Social Security system to make sure you will have money to retire on. And rest assured, Obama and clan won't make you feel bad for being a useless worker, a terrible money manager, and an accomplice to armed robbery from hardworking entrepreneurs. Instead, they will put your conscience at ease by telling you everyone is entitled to a certain minimum standard of living and that we need to take care of America's poor. And no, they won't even mention how America's poor live like kings compared to a large chunk of the world's population.

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